[ you and him both, kid. why couldn't it have been some busty chick with a six-pack? a squad of cheerleaders? ]

Man, if you go to the next guy saying that I can guarantee you're gonna get a whole heaping of generosity. You might not be glad that you did. [ he's eying the guy up, still trying to blink the sleep out of his eyes. ]

But hey, if that's what floats your boat, then by all means. Don't let me stop you. Just, uh, safe sex, bring condoms, all that good stuff. [ another yawn, and he's closing the door. ]