"Oh? So it's going to be like that, then?" He sounded rather put-out, and the roll of his shoulders ended in a slump. There was no mistaking the cruel smile that sliced across his features like a knife, though.

"All right then. I suppose I should go ahead and get started filing the paperwork, then. A pity; and here I thought that you would hold out for a promotion. Or something." Which was pretty laughable in itself, because who would give a clumsy airhead like Noel a raise? She'd probably end up spending all her earnings on food or something and be right back where she was now.

"Really, Noel, and I was working so hard to cut you a deal. Goes to show you what real kindness can get you in the end, doesn't it?

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It was nice knowing you, Lieutenant." And with that he turned back around, silently counting down in his head.

Three, two, one...